I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????



dilfgod:

"are you wearing the-"
"the chanel boots? yeah i am"

dilfgod:

"are you wearing the-"

"the chanel boots? yeah i am"

(Source: dovne)




foreveralone-lyguy:

when you run into someone in your fandoms on the street



yanclere:

yanclere:

oh tumblr with your superlock and dr. natural and sherwho xD

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oh boy

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OH BOY



twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents



(Source: spankmehardbarry)



lameborghini:

my throne

lameborghini:

my throne



bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase




justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend



shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people



Doctor Who Tardis Spinning